Little Known Fact #1
I sit on the bathroom counter, with my feet in the sink, to put on my makeup and do my hair.
Once I take my glasses off, I am so blind and it is terribly uncomfortable and awkward to bend over the sink to see, with my face two inches from the mirror. (And by blind I mean without my glasses, in the real world, I would be dead in mere minutes.)
It works for me, though Meemaw and Weebo find it rather hysterical.
But I will admit, there may come a day when:
A) My ass could be too fat for the counter to support
B) I’ll be too old to origami my ass onto the counter
And then I may run into trouble!
Cheers!
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